(Source: b-oys, via tatt0osandpiercings)

Hello friend, are you having a bad night?

cynicalfelines:

Well,

Here is a live kitten feed

Here is a live puppy feed

Here is a live penguin feed

Here is a live English Bulldog puppy feed

Here is a live parakeet feed

Here is a live sea otter feed

Here is a live panda feed

Here is a live calf feed

Here is a live chick feed

Here is a live sloth feed

*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*

(via shipwrecked-boness)

I am not the man for you. You should stay away from me.
Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)

(Source: mrs-zefron)

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

(Source: best-of-memes, via honeybadgerswag)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via l0stwanderers)

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

(via honeybadgerswag)

(Source: fucknflirt, via get-you-wet)

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

(via hauntxd)

supamuthafuckinvillain:

super-gogeta:

This is why he wanted to kick your butt Spongebob

He never forgave. He never forgot.

supamuthafuckinvillain:

super-gogeta:

This is why he wanted to kick your butt Spongebob

He never forgave. He never forgot.

(Source: ebail, via ilovemusicandweed)

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

(via ruinedchildhood)

hellosexualsss:

😘